Sunday, 3 August 2014

How To Tell When A Woman Has Just Had Sex

The Glow : There’s a scientific reason for us getting the
flushed in the cheeks look after you know what — more
blood flow — but what about that aura of calm that
seems to float around us after the fact? It happens.
Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital
grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife
remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and
a nod.
The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known as
the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking
sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she
just got laid. She has a secret that’s making her go
through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because,
seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had some
fun with a happy ending.
The Wet Spot : I know this is gross but getting seminal
moisture leaking through to your pants can be an
unfortunate byproduct of having the deed, at least if
you don’t use a condom or your partner doesn’t pull out.
And it’s not one of the good ways you would want
someone to be able to tell that you recently had sex.
Wearing a pad post-intercourse can help prevent this —
just sayin’.
The Unflappably Buoyant Mood : A post-intercourse rise
in endorphins can give you a fresh perspective on the
annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at me
because I’m going too slow. Cut in front of me in the
check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream at
each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the
front seat on the way to school. I. Don’t. Care. Thanks to
a little early morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to
put me in a bad mood.

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